At least make sure they are 18
Why
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I have so many feelings about this burrito
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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