chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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