You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Sober January is a disaster.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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