he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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