I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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