ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
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He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
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