he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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