after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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