Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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