Sry I called you an 8
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
