honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
We left an ass print on the piano.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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