It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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