sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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