I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
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