I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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