Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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