While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
Randomize
