We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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