So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Randomize
