belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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