we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
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