I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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