I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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