if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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