i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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