that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
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