no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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