I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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