so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
why is half of my head shaved?
Randomize
