just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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