Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
this will be a night to untag.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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