i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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