i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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