people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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