What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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