You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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