my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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