I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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