no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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