But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
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