My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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