Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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