Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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