I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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