There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Found your dick twin last night
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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