who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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