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Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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