I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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