Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
false alarm, still single
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Randomize
