Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I can feel your judgement through the phone
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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