Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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