he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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