Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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