he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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